I haven't had that much to share lately. My life is like Groundhog Day. Here is a typical day: get up after a restless night's sleep.....shower and inevitably get my saran-wrap-covered catheter wet....lay down because I am exhausted from the shower....somehow get down 9 different
meds, a couple of which are larger than Carrie Underwood's new engagement ring....drive to the Cancer Center with Dave (our car is on auto pilot from home to the hospital)....get to the Oncologist's office and give the
receptionist my name and my doctor's name (even though she sees me every single day, she makes no effort to remember my name)......wait in the blood draw area until the next nurse is available.....fear the nurse is not focused on the blood-drawing task at hand because Dave has inevitably engaged her in an unrelated conversation....off to the waiting area with traditional blue
pleather chairs that don't match the contemporary decor of the brand new Cancer Center....get excited if we score one of the two Chippendale
loveseats.....wait for AT LEAST an hour during which time I.....play
solitaire on my phone....listen to Dave rant about the purpose of appointments and comment on every patient that has already been called for another doctor....study the other people in the waiting room and wonder who is the cancer patient and who is the family member (sometimes,
unfortunately, it's quite obvious).....watch the
volunteer with the snack cart who sells crackers and
unrefrigerated pudding (
yummmmm).....give a sigh of relief when the young girl with no
personality (she must have been trained by the receptionist) finally calls my name....go to exam room #2....no-personality girl takes my blood pressure and temperature.....
robotically get up and take two steps to the right and get on the scale.....no-personality girl notes my weight and leaves......stare, once again, at the sun-faded moving sticker on the exam table and swear this will be the day I take it off....listen to Dave rant about the purpose of an appointment while we wait for the Nurse Practitioner....Nurse
Practitioner comes in and I tell her how I feel, she gives me a cursory exam and leaves.....listen to Dave rant about the purpose of an appointment while we wait for the Dr.....the Dr. finally comes in and I repeat everything I just told the Nurse Practitioner.....he does a ever-so-slightly more complete exam.....discuss the
Myeloma topic of the day and then he leaves......head to the treatment room and I sit in one of the non-matching brown vinyl lounge chairs.....pray I won't get assigned the annoying male nurse that still tells Tiger Woods jokes....wait for my
meds and fluids to be dispensed from the pharmacy.....Dave leaves and will return in 2 hours and 15 minutes.....play
solitaire on my phone....study the other people in the treatment room and wonder what kind of cancer they have (it's easy to distinguish the patient from the family member now).....possibly get a short nap.....get up at least 3 times with IV pole in tow to go to the bathroom because of the fluids.....obsess about all the germs in the bathroom....finally done and Dave picks me up at the previously agreed upon time.....return home.....It's mid-afternoon by now and I haven't had anything to eat so I rummage the kitchen for something to drink that won't taste like metal and something to eat that won't taste like cotton.....settle for apple juice and applesauce.....plop on the couch, exhausted from my action-packed day, and turn the TV on....watch back-to-back episodes of House Hunters
International......amazed by how small the bathrooms and kitchens are in Europe but annoyed about how much money some people have to buy vacation homes in exotic places like Bali and Fiji........turn the TV off.....check email.....think about blogging, but just can't do it today.....possibly get a short nap.....rummage the kitchen again just to see if there's anything I missed the first time.....decide on apple juice and jello this time.....turn TV back on and watch a romantic comedy On Demand while Dave makes a three course meal for himself.....check email and think about blogging again.....play
solitaire on my phone.....decide to go to bed....lay awake thinking about how I should have blogged today....finally get a restless night's sleep.....wake up the next day. Repeat.